What they don't tell you

Well,when your physician finally suggests that the lil one can start feeding on things other than you (ahem, I mean your milk) you feel like you have won the lottery.Yupeee! She is ready to start feeding.
Which means she is ready for new experiences
.She is ready to go out and conquer the world.(May be not in the immediate future,but hey every long journey starts with a small step,right?).and now that she is not totally depending on you may be a trip to the saloon will be possible for that long waited haircut.


But what he forgets to tell you is while breastfeeding means you just feed on demand,solid food (or should I say runny food?)means
 you have to cook it (and make sure its super hygienic from farm to table),
throw away the burnt food and cook again
,strain it, smash it ,do whatever it takes to make it look like you stamped on it
and present it to a by now red faced wailing and dead mad kid
,try being from a clown up to a thug and get a few spoonfuls in if it's a lucky day,
gobble down the remainder in two seconds
procrastinate cleaning the room which looks like a food war,
take a deep breath and.....prepare forthe next meal